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honeycomborganics:

14k Gold Plated Silver 3-Ring with beaded center by Honeycomb Organics

www.honeycomborganics.com

fyeahguyswithtattoos:

thrashturbate:

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fyeahguyswithtattoos:

thrashturbate:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mau5eth]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mau5eth]

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pdlcomics:

A Question of Croissant

like50breadsticks:

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

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bornagainpresidency:

I miss you.

bornagainpresidency:

I miss you.

(Source: ittybittyrecluse, via fuckyeahstretchedlabrets)

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    • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
    • Angry Customer:
    • “Damn f**s.”
    • Gay Man:
    • “Excuse me?”
    • Angry Customer:
    • “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
    • Gay Man:
    • *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
    • Angry Customer:
    • “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
    • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
    • Angry Customer:
    • *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
    • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
    • Owner:
    • “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
    • Wife:
    • “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
    • Owner:
    • “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
    • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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zethofhyrule:

He won’t let me listen to anything but Zelda Music.

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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via far-too-young-to-die-tonight)

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

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itscolossal:

New Lifelike Paper Birds by Diana Beltran Herrera

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

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