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barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via unlikeanyoneelse)

kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”

ksumnersmith  (via fantasiawandering)

(via freebirds-fly)

(Source: landrykilledaguy, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

(Source: dodie-snk, via unlikeanyoneelse)

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

(via unlikeanyoneelse)

(Source: cleric-beast, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog, via honor-not-honors)

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

(Source: xxerlflynn, via wowichangedmyurl)

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

(Source: alienemotions, via igotsissues)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mikiko ponczeck]

(via igotsissues)

orquidofilia:

Acianthera prolifera.

By Eliane G. de Paiva.

averypottermormon:

shrugging:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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my country everybody. the only language where if you slap a keyboard you’re probably spelling it right

this post makes me think of bilgsteim crumblewharf

(via escaping--the--darkness)

ambidexterous:

Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.

(via igotsissues)

eretzyisrael:

Coca-Cola features a Shofar on limited edition bottles.
via: @HumansOfJudaism

eretzyisrael:

Coca-Cola features a Shofar on limited edition bottles.

via: @HumansOfJudaism

(via simplyisrael)

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